twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

(via justintime94)

merilsell:

And they lived happily ever after in the land of denial that is my headcanon.

(via tempestpaige)

(Source: woahicecream, via zombifiedpandacupcakes)

masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you.  ”May I have this dance?” they ask.  You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.

Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

(via nevertheeverlivingevernever)

because of tumblr i have otps in shows i don’t even watch

(Source: consultingflatmates, via lrvin)

whitespats:

Do you ever feel good about how you look and then

(via lrvin)

lrvin:

nevvzealand:

 i wanna do bad things but be an angel too

Ok, Lucifer.

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

(Source: sorbetshawty, via hermionique)

(via hermionique)

zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

(via kur0na)