next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
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And they lived happily ever after in the land of denial that is my headcanon.
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Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
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because of tumblr i have otps in shows i don’t even watch
Do you ever feel good about how you look and then
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i wanna do bad things but be an angel too
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I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
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that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
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